Love Me 枫与铃

两位坚定的父亲展开一场滑稽的争夺，争夺让孩子进入一所精英幼儿园，最终升级为一场荒诞的竞争，结果出乎意料。

　　A young couple gets kidnapped and treated like farm animals after stopping at a roadside diner to eat meat.

　　本片根据真实历史事件改编。　　1971年，黑人激进组织领导迈克尔X因贩毒被控告，但因他一年前取得了英国皇室成员玛格丽特公主的私密照片并以此要挟官方而被开释。英国军情五处工作人员提姆（Richard Lintern 饰）受命取回收藏在伦敦某银行的这批照片。　　提姆物色到贩毒女子玛婷（Saffron Burrows 饰），要挟她抢劫银行来为自己取得照片。玛婷很快同以泰瑞（Jason Statham 饰）为首的几个半职业罪犯或新人组成了计划挖地道劫掠保险库的团伙。　　泰瑞等人如愿将保险库洗劫，但赃物却让他们坐立不安：涉及皇室成员的私密照片、银行家行贿官员的账本、高官们不可告人的龌龊爱好……由于一位无线电爱好者无意间听到了他们作案时的对话内容，此案掀起轩然大波，泰瑞等人陷入了各种势力争夺的中心，他只能借助手上的证据苦苦周旋……

　　Joseph Fulton, a well-regarded fifty-eight-year-old director of romantic comedies, wants to become assistant groundskeeper at a local cemetery. He wants to work outdoors and be close to nature. Meanwhile, he thinks it’s important to have his last will and testament drawn up. But his highly dramatic actress girlfriend thinks he must be dying and that he is just too brave to tell anyone. The rumor spreads and soon everyone he knows—and some he doesn’t—are crowded into his small apartment to say their last farewells.