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未央生带赛崑崙返家詎料二人甫踏进门槛,即為人所擒 !本来在未央生离家不久,其对头权厚道即率眾上门, 佔据其家乡,并大举y-辱其妻妾,以报昔年妻室遭未央 生勾搭之恨!未央生被权厚道绑在柱上,眼巴巴看著权 厚道怎么将其妻妾逐个姦y-。未央生热情不己,而他寻 寻不获的「亲生弟弟」,不知何时却转驳到权某身上! 权厚道对未央生府中一切稍有姿色的女眷绝不放过,但 他仍不解恨,更指示一眾山「基」汉火热「招待」未央 生!未央生惨遭此一劫难,身心受创,其下神物竟然一 蹶不振!另方面,赛菎仑亦不好过,他被权厚道视為未 央生的同路人,遭软禁在小楼中,日夕被高头大马的山 西婆娘抽打性虐-不断呵索,简直不能不道,若不胜言 。 一夜,赛崑崙巧施妙计逃出,往寻其旧相好「艷罗剎」 挽救。艷罗剎乘机要胁赛崑崙,要他终身为何性伴,这 才容许出手,赛崑崙久在难中,犹如「死过翻生」,几 乎已不辨肉味,如今重见美貌的艷罗剎,当即康复了
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